Common Bullshit Debunked

The firehose is already on.

A relentless blast of conspiracy theories, logical fallacies, and industrial-strength nonsense flooding your feeds, your family dinners, and your sanity. You're drowning in it. We all are.

This isn't another polite fact-checking guide.

This is your arsenal.

WARNING:

Contains strategic profanity, uncomfortable truths, and zero patience for dangerous idiocy. Not for those who prefer their reality sugar-coated.

"Critical thinking isn't a luxury. It's survival. And right now, you're drowning without it."

Because in the age of AI-generated, personalized propaganda, your bullshit detector isn't just useful—it's essential.

ABOUT THE BOOK

BRAIN GLITCHES

Why your brain is a gullible asshole that falls for misinformation and lets emotion override logic and evidence.

BULLSHIT TRAPS

The sneaky logical fallacies that let charlatans sound smart while talking complete and utter nonsense.

DEBUNKED MYTHS

A no-bullshit takedown of conspiracies and pseudoscience that spreads like herpes at a free-love convention.

"This isn't just a book—it's intellectual armor for a world drowning in bullshit. Funny as hell, but deadly serious where it counts."

MYTHS DISMANTLED

FLAT EARTH

The flat earth theory persists not because of evidence but despite fucking mountains of it. It's a gateway to a worldview where evidence no longer matters.

ANCIENT ALIENS

Unlike actual archaeology, ancient alien theory just needs you to squint at stone carvings and declare 'that looks like a spaceship!' These aliens only seem to help brown and Indigenous people stack rocks.

GAY CHEMICALS

The leap from 'chemical affects frog development' to 'governments are making humans gay' is so scientifically illiterate it's like concluding humans can photosynthesize because plants do.

DETOX PRODUCTS

Got a headache? Toxins! Feeling tired? Toxins! Skin looks like shit? Toxins! It's the invisible boogeyman making you feel like crap.

LIZARD PEOPLE

The reptilian hypothesis requires not just biological impossibilities but a conspiracy among doctors who regularly examine world leaders yet have never reported anomalous anatomy.

10% OF BRAIN

It's the intellectual equivalent of claiming your Honda Civic has a secret button that turns it into a goddamn fighter jet. Pure fantasy wrapped in a lab coat.

And many more in the book

WHAT PEOPLE SAY

"Like watching a chainsaw artist sculpt bullshit into truth — messy, loud, and utterly satisfying. I'll be recommending this to everyone who needs their brain de-gullibilized."

— Christopher Hitchens, probably

"Finally, a book that calls out pseudoscience without the academic hand-wringing. It's like the best teacher you never had — the one who swears and tells it straight."

— Carl Sagan, if he were alive today

"A powerful antidote to the ocean of bullshit we're all swimming in. Sharp, funny, and ruthlessly committed to facts. A book this century desperately needs."

— Abraham Lincoln, if he had read it, for sure

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