COMMON BULLSHIT DEBUNKED

The flat earth theory persists not because of evidence but despite fucking mountains of it. It's a gateway to a worldview where evidence no longer matters.

Unlike actual archaeology, ancient alien theory just needs you to squint at stone carvings and declare 'that looks like a spaceship!' These aliens only seem to help brown and Indigenous people stack rocks.

The leap from 'chemical affects frog development' to 'governments are making humans gay' is so scientifically illiterate it's like concluding humans can photosynthesize because plants do.

Got a headache? Toxins! Feeling tired? Toxins! Skin looks like shit? Toxins! It's the invisible boogeyman making you feel like crap.

The reptilian hypothesis requires not just biological impossibilities but a conspiracy among doctors who regularly examine world leaders yet have never reported anomalous anatomy.

It's the intellectual equivalent of claiming your Honda Civic has a secret button that turns it into a goddamn fighter jet. Pure fantasy wrapped in a lab coat.